Arts & Entertainment,
April 27th, 2010
…but this one goes to 11.
Be courteous, kind and forgiving,
Be gentle and peaceful each day,
Be warm and human and grateful,
And have a good thing to say.
Be thoughtful and trustful and childlike,
Be witty and happy and wise,
Be honest and love all your neighbors,
Be obsequious, purple, and clairvoyant.
Be pompous, obese, and eat cactus,
Be dull, and boring, and omnipresent,
Criticize things you don’t know about,
Be oblong and have your knees removed.
Be tasteless, rude, and offensive,
Live in a swamp and be three dimensional,
Put a live chicken in your underwear,
Get all excited and go to a yawning festival.
Yes, indeed, Oui, si, yes, yes.
Scuba gear waterproofed – check
Bikini fastened –check
Speedo patched – check
Handlebars tightened – check
Bike saddle secured -check
Cleats sharpened –check
Watermelon ripened –check
Cold ones coldened –check
Come one, come all, come tall, come small
JFT ya’ll, JFT ya’ll, It’s the JFT ya’ll.
In association with the Cabrini Dad’s Club,
Join us on Thursday, April 29th, 2010 A.D., as we raise the Lombardi Trophy again in honor of US.
Registration – 2:00 p.m. – Parkview Tavern on Carrollton/Dumaine.
Stage I – 2:37 p.m. – Bike. NOMA.
Stage 1.3 – 3:45 p.m. – Let’s Get Small. Gentilly Stage
Stage 1.5 – 5:45 p.m. – Watermelon. Fais do do Stage.
Stage 2 – 6:02 p.m. – Run (8 Furlongs). Congo Square.
Stage 3.14 – 7:37 p.m. – Swim. Bayou St. John –Cabrini
As with following Triathlon Association Official Rules, all stages will be preceded by a shotgun start.
Watch The Jazz Fest Triathalon from 2009