July 3rd, 2012
You may not notice it on the surface, but the red menace is trickling into New Orleans. We all know the Russian mafia is on the loose in the Crescent City, but this threat has made itself more overt in recent days. In a naked attempt to eliminate those who would detect their presence, the Russians chose to strike first against our mad scientists, and their secret lairs. Just yesterday, NoDef received a bulletin from the Consortium of Genius' own Drumbot indicating Consortium of Genius' own Evil Dr. Milo T. Pinkerton III had been captured by a band of Russians known as Commie Hilfiger.
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