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@LaceofBase Nope. Fresh, new jerks this time. Yayyyy...

Well, it's time to re-privatize my stream. Necessary. See ya later, suckas.

@TheFabu1ousOne I looooooove that episode.

@mandoescamilla oh.my.LOL.

OH DANG! @brookeashleyb @bsicomics @lanettekwatson That DEF sounded like me but NO! It was @lizmoney via text! Thx for playing!

COSIGN! RT @Lanettekwatson: @_bexology it's about time to leave that joint

@brookeashleyb I knew you'd play! #champorliz cc @lizmoney

@brookeashleyb I think it's my best non-fiction twitter play of all time.

@mandoescamilla What about mrmeowgi.com?

@addieking Tons. I didn't miss anything. I like small parts of Mardi Gras. I don't like parades or Bourbon street, just the side stuff.

@addieking They are fair warned. #champontour #champsbitches

Dear Plant Condition Management System: I am about to make you my bitch. Love, Champ (cc Memphis)

@Satchfield He's a pretty amazing DJ.

@_sheriNOLA Mash up!

@SpitRaw Also, I think ppl who DO subsribe to the concept confuse "soulmate" and "deeply in love". They are/can be exclusive of each other.

@DCrais NOOOOOOOOOOOO! Read my lips: No new Travis!

It's actually snowing here. Like, right NOW. And it is still blowing my mind!

I love this game! RT @LizMoney: #convo "you need to simplify." "yes. Simply leave them" #lessons #ChampOrLiz cc @champsuperstar

Uh oh @lizmoney: Steve Zahn is in Orpheus. Wear something slutty. Los Angeles slutty. #starfxcker

@LizMoney I love that quote!

BECAUSE YOU ASKED: "Neel Sus Edition"

The (possibly) last in a short series in which I draw out an already dropped conversation from an increasingly craptastic format: Formspring. [http://www.formspring.me/champsuperstar] I saved my favorite question for last. Neel Sus and a feud that never actually was. The question appeared as such: "How do you feel about Neel…

BECAUSE YOU ASKED: "Tony Skratchere Edition"

The second in a short series that expounds upon some Formspring questions to me. [http://www.formspring.me/champsuperstar] I have answered every single question posed to me on Formspring. Sometimes seriously, mostly jokingly. So, I was surprised when I got this declarative attempting to parade as an interrogative: "i will take you ignoring…

BECAUSE YOU ASKED: "What do you do for work?"

So, I started the silly Formspring page [http://www.formspring.me/champsuperstar] because it looked like fun. It was. It is. Got some interesting questions, some of them legit. So, I answered them the best way I know how: with humor.  But, a few of the questions I felt like I should expound upon.…

Today

I am glad to be part of the city always, but especially...especially today.We make history, win or lose. WHO DAT! Geaux Saints! Permalink | Leave a comment  »

LOOK MOM, I'M DOING IT!

I'm in the midst of my own personal crisis. Though, you wouldn't know it. I left the job that had housed, fed and clothed me for the past year and have been on an absolute tear since then. I've driven several thousand miles back and forth from NOLA to Austin…

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REASONS TO BE A BETTER PERSON, PART DEUX

My niece, Jada. Permalink | Leave a comment  »

REASONS TO BE A BETTER PERSON

My nephew, Declan. Permalink | Leave a comment  »

JUMP ALREADY.

Everyone has already written their Happy New Year blogs, but I wanted to wait a few days and give it some extra thought. I kept seeing everyone signing off of 2009 with a big F U. Fair enough. It has been a pretty rough year for most.  Pretty weird, too. …

PORK, WINE, LOVE.

There's a theme on this blog: love. You all know me, you know I'm more about spreading the punchpocalypse than the love, but in this city, in this community, it's hard to avoid. It's overwhelming. A gigantic part of the culture of this city is our love of great food…

My Life IS Merry Mayhem...And I Owe It All To You.

My life is so amazing right now.I have never been so grateful to exist.  The decision to move back here after 10 long years away was an easy one. It was made in about half a second. It just FELT RIGHT and now I know why: because it is right.…

Do he want her AND her chicken tetrazzini?

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Eli Ackerman at the City Council Budget Hearings 11/16/09

Go, Eli, Go!Save Charity Hospital!http://www.vimeo.com/champsuperstar Permalink | Leave a comment  »

MY DREAM WAS TO DANCE

I am a pro mover.  I pick a city I like and move there.  Usually without knowing a soul, having a job or any kind of plan.   My first action was usually to pick a bar and go hang out.  Props included: Guinness, a notebook, a weekly and a…

There, their and they're by Henry Fool

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RECYCLING

I wrote a blurb about Jandek for South by one year to promote his show. So, read it, but also watch the Jandek on Corwood documentary (you can get it in 13 parts on youtube.com).  Here's the trailer: I've been a fan of Jandek for 10 years now, and he…

I'M NOT TAKING NOTES

But, I am enjoying the very, very many smart, organized, driven panelists/speakers at TribeCon.Wrap-up later today. Permalink | Leave a comment  »

DP in JP

Just a few thoughts: In another awkward twist in my Lynchian life, The Gambit posted a blog based on a tweet I had saved in a fortuitous moment of forethought (which, in itself, is a surprise considering I'm more of an "oh, yeah I prob should have/not have done that"…

Hope I Don't Make Anybody's Hit List

Whistle...blown:http://blogofneworleans.com/blog/2009/10/27/da-tweet-heard-round-da-parish/ Permalink | Leave a comment  »

Pre-Saints Sunday Mimosa Brunch

Well, brunch was a TOTAL success and I'd like to thank EVERYONE who came out.  We realize the timing was a little off, but we think we have the logistics down for next time.  Everything Chef Tre' made was delicious and sinful.  If you missed out on the caramel-pecan cheesecake,…